1) Stab yourself in the eye at least three times.
2) Somehow manage to smudge eyeliner and mascara all over your palms and forearms.
3) Say “fuck it” in the mirror three times and rub your eyes.
4) You now look like a gorgeous raccoon.
5) Go get laid, glamorous woodland creature.
In a land of myth, and a time of magic. the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy. His name, Merlin.
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The founding women of Hogwarts: Gryffindor, who believed the brave and chivalrous should dwell within; Hufflepuff, who welcomed the loyal and just with kindness and equality; Ravenclaw, who encouraged those with creative and intelligent minds and Slytherin who took in those with ambition and resourcefulness.
